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dazza
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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2008, 10:45:26 PM »


The three of them (one very agressive female) do some checks on me and give me a right telling off for overtaking on chevrons - even though I knew it was perfectly safe - I won't be doing that again too soon!

Umm aggressive female officer, was she cute?? I would have taken heout for a drink!!!

 


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« Reply #16 on: July 25, 2008, 12:00:53 AM »

have you just dropped a bollock daz  2funny
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« Reply #17 on: July 25, 2008, 12:22:09 AM »

Erm, I won't comment on the officer's attractiveness, just on the off chance that she might be on this forum!  idiot2

Luckily for me, everything about the car is in good nick (legality wise) atm, so there was no other problems - my old saying though - if your going to break the law do it one law at a time. It is when you get pulled for a broken tail-light and then you've got no tax, mot, insurance oh and your driving license is banned and your immigration status has been revocked!

Vimto, do you know the section in the highway code on chevrons so I can look it up, there are loads round here and might be worth me knowing the full legality for future over-taking decisions!
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« Reply #18 on: July 25, 2008, 12:59:58 AM »

i got pulled years ago for cutting over slightly onto the white paint of a mini round about the told me i had just committed 5 driving offences wtf but they ''let'' me off with a fine i stupidly young and gulable just payed it i had only been driving about six months at the time had that happened now i would have told them to piss of what a load of bull shower of w#nkers
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« Reply #19 on: July 25, 2008, 08:05:37 AM »

slightly onto a mini roundabout? they're designed to be driven straight over!  Grin  if i'm turning right and theres no other cars on it i go slightly onto it ... on the other side!  2funny
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« Reply #20 on: July 25, 2008, 11:14:54 AM »

worst one ive eva had was being pulled for not wearing my seat belt drivin through a bus lane and havin illegal number plates lol it was well funny 30 quid fine for each thing but no points luckly glad he didnt see my on the fone to the mrs . i had a producer for my number plates but i just took it to work got one of the mot tester lads to stamp it for me to say i had changed my plates back to standard and sent it off lol
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« Reply #21 on: July 25, 2008, 11:21:30 AM »

female police officer last time i was put in hand cuffs by one of them i asked is she had some that were pink n fluffy lol didnt go down well F.Y.I i was released without charge as it turned out i hadnt done anythin wrong but it still took up my whole saturday night lol
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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2008, 11:22:26 AM »

I always have a bit crak with the pigs on a night out they always seem ok till ya nick there hat  2funny
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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2008, 11:24:43 AM »

oooo we get away with nickin there hats round ere to be fair
its when u start pissin in them they get arsey lolol
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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2008, 11:27:13 AM »

   2funny   2funny   2funny   well av got to be a good bot on the roads av got a caution for driving without due care and attention  Cry cos if i get 6 points am off the roads just passed a year since i passed me test  Angry
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« Reply #25 on: July 25, 2008, 02:37:03 PM »

Yeah, and remember that it is perfectly legal to urinate in public providing you do it into a police officers hat!
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« Reply #26 on: July 25, 2008, 04:25:35 PM »

Yeah, and remember that it is perfectly legal to urinate in public providing you do it into a police officers hat!
thats only allowed if ur pregnant and cant make it to a nearby toilet..

why, are u pregnant? Tongue
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« Reply #27 on: July 25, 2008, 05:43:29 PM »

no but the mrs is does that count ?? 2funny 2funny 2funny 2funny
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« Reply #28 on: July 25, 2008, 06:07:37 PM »

yer corse it foes m8 you have my permission  2funny
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« Reply #29 on: July 25, 2008, 06:36:35 PM »

right o ill tell him that ross said it was ok  2funny 2funny 2funny
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