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Offline m8rky

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The first rule of CXOC is....
« on: June 09, 2012, 06:55:14 pm »
So in the style of "The first rule of Fight Club is.."  or if you prefer in the style of the PFJ " what have the Romans ever done for us?.."

(PS you may have to be of a certain age to know of the PFJ or is it the JPF...)

So the first rule of CXOC is,  Never dis' Bora Bora.

What have Citroen ever done for us? ... well they gave us Sebastien Loeb.
                                            Yea well apart from that what have they ever done for us?
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2012, 07:06:28 pm »
You never have a boring weekend with a Xsara (Fixing what's gone wrong since last weekend)
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2012, 07:08:00 pm »
First rule of CXOC is... DONT TOUCH THE PASSENGERSIDE AIRVENT.

What has a Air Bag Warning light ever done for us
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2012, 07:26:26 pm »
What has CXOC done for us?

Allowed us to avoid watching countless episodes of (fill in your own preference here)
                                                                        Eastenders
                                                                        Coronation Street
                                                                        Loose Women
                                                                        Everything QVC
                                                                        .....................
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2012, 11:28:01 pm »
Quote from: Griff on June 09, 2012, 07:08:00 pm
First rule of CXOC is... DONT TOUCH THE PASSENGERSIDE AIRVENT.

What has a Air Bag Warning light ever done for us

 :2funny: :2funny:  we have a winner!
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2012, 11:20:31 am »
I dare not even look at my passenger side air vent.

I remember chatting to an (ex now) member who I had a few bit's off a couple of years ago.

He'd been on a forum, removed, glued and replaced the air vent.

Of course when somebody bought the engine and gearbox, they noticed it had probably the only 'unbroken' airvent in the West Midlands. They took an angle grinder to the dash board to remove it.
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2012, 11:29:45 am »
Always have spare transistors for the Blower Module
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2012, 12:15:55 pm »
Always have a decent battery in a Ph2 / 2.5
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2012, 01:17:08 pm »
Always have a decent battery in ALL Phases.
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2012, 03:16:48 pm »
Have a bottomless bank account ;D
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2012, 03:56:15 pm »
 ........... or a bank-less Bottoms Account.   :coolsmiley:
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2012, 01:02:57 am »
The crack on this thread is brilliant :D
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2012, 11:37:55 am »
Quote from: The Wrinkly Ninja on June 11, 2012, 03:56:15 pm
........... or a bank-less Bottoms Account.   :coolsmiley:

Quote from: wybd60 on June 14, 2012, 01:02:57 am
The crack on this thread is brilliant :D

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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #13 on: October 28, 2012, 11:40:23 am »
Always expect the unexpected.
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Re: The first rule of CXOC is....
« Reply #14 on: October 28, 2012, 11:45:42 am »
The Spanish Inquisition. ;D
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