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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #255 on: November 11, 2011, 07:58:42 pm »
I know my jokes are old - That one'a the latest thing in the Tenth Century
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #256 on: November 13, 2011, 10:47:02 pm »
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #257 on: December 22, 2011, 10:03:16 pm »
Q: How many emo's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A1: Three, one to place it, & two to write a poem about how they miss the old one.

A2: None, they would rather sit in the dark and cry.
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #258 on: December 28, 2011, 09:42:10 am »
In 1949, science fiction author Robert Heinlein compiled a list of predictions for the year 2000 that were eventually published in February of 1952, in Galaxy magazine.
 
The list read as follows:
 

So let's have a few free-swinging predictions about the future. Some will be wrong - but cautious predictions are sure to be wrong.
 
1. Interplanetary travel is waiting at your front door -- C.O.D. It's yours when you pay for it.
 
2. Contraception and control of disease is revising relations between the sexes to an extent that will change our entire social and economic structure.

3. The most important military fact of this century is that there is no way to repel an attack from outer space.

4. It is utterly impossible that the United States will start a "preventive war." We will fight when attacked, either directly or in a territory we have guaranteed to defend.
 
5. In fifteen years the housing shortage will be solved by a "breakthrough" into new technologies which will make every house now standing as obsolete as privies.
 
6. We'll all be getting a little hungry by and by.
 
7. The cult of the phony in art will disappear. So-called "modern art" will be discussed only by psychiatrists.
 
8. Freud will be classed as a pre-scientific, intuitive pioneer and psychoanalysis will be replaced by a growing, changing "operational psychology" based on measurement and prediction.
 
9. Cancer, the common cold, and tooth decay will all be conquered; the revolutionary new problem in medical research will be to accomplish "regeneration," i.e., to enable a man to grow a new leg, rather than fit him with an artificial limb.
 
10. By the end of this century mankind will have explored this solar system, and the first ship intended to reach the nearest star will be a-building.
 
11. Your personal telephone will be small enough to carry in your handbag. Your house telephone will record messages, answer simple inquiries, and transmit vision.

12. Intelligent life will be found on Mars.
 
13. A thousand miles an hour at a cent a mile will be commonplace; short hauls will be made in evacuated subways at extreme speed.

14. A major objective of applied physics will be to control gravity.
 
15. We will not achieve a "World State" in the predictable future. Nevertheless, Communism will vanish from this planet.
 
16. Increasing mobility will disenfranchise a majority of the population. About 1990 a constitutional amendment will do away with state lines while retaining the semblance.
 
17. All aircraft will be controlled by a giant radar net run on a continent-wide basis by a multiple electronic "brain."
 
18. Fish and yeast will become our principal sources of proteins. Beef will be a luxury; lamb and mutton will disappear.
 
19. Mankind will not destroy itself, nor will "Civilization" be destroyed.
 
Here are things we won't get soon, if ever:
 
-- Travel through time
 -- Travel faster than the speed of light
 -- "Radio" transmission of matter.
 -- Manlike robots with manlike reactions
 -- Laboratory creation of life
 -- Real understanding of what "thought" is and how it is related to matter.
 -- Scientific proof of personal survival after death.
 -- Nor a permanent end to war.
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #259 on: December 28, 2011, 12:01:11 pm »
Interesting.  So right on some, so wrong on others.  Yet in 1952, less than ten years after a second world war, most would have seemed impossible.  No mention of the use of nuclear power.
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #260 on: December 28, 2011, 12:34:12 pm »
Heinlein was well aware of it.

Not an overly great futurist, Clarke was much better. Heinlein really shone with his views on society and morals, as in Stranger in a Strange Land and Starship Troopers. The Lazarus Long series were brilliant.
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #261 on: December 28, 2011, 12:48:23 pm »
 Nothing dates as quickly as our visions of the future.

Fashion Tip - For men, Donkey Jackets will be in during the 2160's
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #262 on: December 28, 2011, 01:10:39 pm »
What about flares?   :2funny:
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #263 on: December 28, 2011, 02:25:03 pm »
Only Solar flares.

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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #264 on: December 28, 2011, 04:00:32 pm »
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #265 on: December 29, 2011, 10:57:40 am »
Best not telling the Mrs, till you sort out your gentleman wiring.

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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #266 on: March 18, 2012, 10:41:22 pm »
Never give up your seat for a pregnant woman...that's how i lost my job as a Bus Driver!
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #267 on: April 17, 2012, 05:30:14 pm »
During a dangerous factory explosion that occurred in China, a monkey was recorded on the camera saving a puppy from the explosion site. He held the dog as he ran out of the factory.
 
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #268 on: April 17, 2012, 05:59:09 pm »
Sigh. Usual People's Republic of China propaganda bigging up their Communist leaders. Where's the factory door monkey brother?

"U u a a "

What's that? Blown up by the explosion you say. But where's any sign of the explosion illustrious monkey leader? 8)
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Re: The Strange World of Chegwin Sprockworth
« Reply #269 on: April 17, 2012, 06:16:54 pm »
Probably taking it home to eat it. :(
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